Ralph came back home drunk one day. What follows next will make you ROFL. Here’s what happened.
One day Ralph came home drunk and went up to his room and quietly slid under the covers beside his sleeping wife, and fell asleep instantly.
After a while he wakes up and sees he’sm standing in front of the Pearly Gates and sees Saint Peters standing before him saying “Ralph, you died in your sleep.”
Stunned Ralph says “What, I’m dead? No, I can’t be dead! I’ve got too much going on. I have to live for it. Saint Peters send me back.”
“I’m sorry Ralph. But there is a way for you to go back. You can go abc but as a chicken.”
Though Ralph was devastated, he says “Saint Peters, ok, but please send me to a farm that’s near to my house.”
The next moment Ralph sees he’s all covered in feathers, clucking and pecking on the ground.
Then a rooster strolls past him. Then the rooster comes back and stops near Ralph and says “So, you’re the new hen everyone’s been talking about. So, how’s your first day at the farm?”
Ralph says “Not bad, but I don’t know why I have this strange feeling inside of me like I’m going to explode.”
The rooster says “Oh, that means you are ovulating. Hey, don’t tell me you never laid an egg before.”
Ralph says “No, never.”
The rooster says “In that case, it’s ok. Just relax. It’s no big deal.”
But for Ralph it was, and after a few uncomfortable seconds, the egg pops out!
The joy of motherhood overwhelmed him. He soon laid another egg and was so happy.
As he was about to lay a third agg, something smacked on his head and he heard his wife yell out to him “RALPH WAKE UP, YOU S*** THE BED!”
