However, I trust that after reading this letter, you will not incorrectly perceive the fact that I will be spending the evening at the Comfort Inn with my 18-year-old secretary.

I apologize for the inconvenience, but I will be there before the clock strikes midnight.

The man returned home late that evening and saw a response to his letter waiting for him on the dining room table.

“To My Loving Husband, “

I am grateful that your message was sent to me, and I appreciate your candor regarding my age of 54 years. I would want to make use of this occasion to bring to your attention the fact that you are likewise 54 years old.

It is important for me to let you know that at the very moment that you are reading this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my pupils who also works as a tennis assistant coach. He is only 18 years old, making him a young man with a robust sexuality, just like your secretary.

You, being a skilled businessman with outstanding knowledge of math, will comprehend the fact that we are in the same predicament; yet, there is one minor distinction between our circumstances. It is much more common for 18 to transition into 54 than for 54 to go into 18.